Lyris Lite :: The Simpsons movie has Bart's ding-dong in it! OMG!!1

I seem to be a little late to the party, but apparently the internet is awash with information from credible sources that The Simpsons Movie will feature, and I quote, "a full frontal nudity shot". Apparently, Bart Simpson himself will be shown "exposing his part" for a brief second.

Wow, you know, that's pretty funny in a twisted way, and I only say twisted because, well - Bart Simpson is 8 years old. Yikes! And reportedly, the film is still going to be released with a PG-13 rating. If there's a shred of truth in this, then it's going to more or less prove that big corporations talking in dollars easily sways the MPAA. More interestingly, what's going to happen in other territories around the world?

Most likely, this is just a great publicity stunt on Fox's part, and the so called "exposed" genitalia is nothing more than the shot we've seen from the trailer already (you know the one, it has Bart slammed against a window with Ned Flanders holding a french fry over it). It wouldn't matter either way though, as good the older episodes of the show were, the drawings in The Simpsons have always been basic enough for the two to be virtually indistinguishable.

This short post will end with a choice quote from a particularly offended punter, based in, of course, the United States:

Boycotts over a supposed cartoon penis. Now I've seen it all! If there was any justice i in the world, people would have boycotted the show long ago when it became a walk-on showcase for celebrities to try their hand at cartoon voice acting.

I ditched The Simpsons animated sitcom/franchise/name brand at the turn of the millennium. It's become nothing but an ongoing pop culture billboard which is itself just another chunk of poppy pop culture. Bart's 10 year old cartoon penis would have little to no effect on me. But my question is, what would even be the point of having it there? For those sick fucks who draw crude pictures of cartoon characters with over-sized genitals to have something genuine whack off to?

Nicely put Todd. I just love how people can over-react on every little thing. It's like "Oh My God! An animated penis! I'm gonna complain my ass off and I won't rest til something is done about it"

People suck! :p

Mike

I dont know why there gonna show him naked... why would they? (Oh yea Lyrs, are you sure Barts 8? I think Lisa's 8 and Bart's 10)

I agree it's not needed but as usual people are making a big deal about it. People need to grow up and stop whining.

Mike

ITS A RUMOR! i found out that it is not true. It is just a lie, I PROMISE. It is not true,

That wouldn't surprise me at all!

Any idiot that would refuse to see a movie due to a stupid mere rumor that they don't even know will be in the film, is just that. An idiot.

Yes, i'm specifically talking about that idiot that you directly quoted at the end. It's too bad we couldn't have gotten his name, and personal details.

People like that should be exposed for being stupid rather then remaining anonymous.

Anonymity on the internet only leads to people willfully finding it perfectly justified to be stupid just becuase "Every other nameless person online can say stupid things too."

Mostly it's people simply using the anonymity to be clever and try to skew even more weak-minded people into somehow believing that every dumb rumor is true until proven false.

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