Here, major
celebrities, both living and dead, have spoken their words on this controversial
issue.
Ellen
Degeneres is a HUGE fan of Jesus. "EVeryone should go to church and
read the Bible twice daily!" said Ellen. Ellen plans to discuss Jesus'
outing on her new talk show.
After
mauling and dancing with a tiger, Roy Horn (of Siegfried and Roy) decided
he did not believe the claim. After reading this site, he not only believed
in Jesus once more, but also was rejuvinated with the evidence of His sexuality.
Carson
thinks the news is FABULOUS but agrees that Jesus needs a new wardrobe and
coiffure!!!!
Cary
Grant, everyone's favorite bisexual, was ecstatic to hear the proof. "I
agree totally with this detailed analysis", stated Grant. "Hooray
for Jesus!"
"Supermarket
sweep!!! God Bless Jesus!"
Sir
Ian Mckellen, alias GANDALF THE GAY, will cast a magic spell with his wand
to arouse Jesus! Once Jesus has visited, Gandalf will be smoking more than
just "the finest weed in the shire"!!!!!
The Scissor Sisters think that Jesus is 100% Filthy/Gorgeous and
that's why they want to have a massive gang bang with our savior! Cuz
you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous!
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty!
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty !
"I
DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS!" rasped Angelina Jolie, bisexual. "BUT
IF HE EXISTED THEN HE WAS PROBABLY GAY!"
The
B52s agree that when Jesus comes back to earth, they will invite Him to
their LOVE SHACK!!!
"ARRR"
says David Bowie. "I'm not pretending to be bisexual anymore because
that stopped selling records years ago! But if I was then Jesus would be
tied to my bed faster than Mick Jagger can shout ASS SEX! Yeehar!"
"ME
NEITHER!!!" says this MATERIAL GIRL, madonna! "I didn't REALLY
MEAN IT! that is sooooooooo last year. unlike our LORD, who is timeless."
If
it was possible for Sir Alec Guiness to choose one or the other, he would
become a LADYKILLER to get with Jesus!!!! Hooray for the Gospel!
Marlon Brando says, "GO JESUS! GO US!"
Asia
Argento delivered this heartfelt message. "Sono felice di sapere
che Jesus era un omosessuale." Yaaaay!
Jamie
Lee CUrtis is a BIG Jesus Fan. "I Own all his records."
Posh
English lad Rupert Everett tells kids they should GET WITH JESUS! ESPECIALLY
if they are GAY!
Perry
Farrel of JANES ADDICTION loves Jesus and is proud to learn that he is gay,
just like him! OVERLOAD!
Drew
Barrymore says, "Jesus being gay is cool and all, but Jesus or Mary,
I don't give a shit! If they're willing I'll take both. Ride 'em cowboy!!!"
Can
you feel the love tonight? Sir ELton John sure can! And it's nothing but
love for our Saviour!!! "Fuck yeah!"
"OOOOOH!"Graham
Norton would intereview Jesus on his talk show and then seduce him in the
dressing room afterwards. If only, Graham!
---
but he stopped being so Tutti Frutti after JESUS came into his life. WHAT
WILL HE SAY NOW! HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!
Mosbacher,
Dee [f] activist; daughter of President Bush's campaign chairman and Secretary
of Commerce (MH) - says, "Can you believe it? We have almost penetrated
the White House!" Hosanna! But Jesus will not be penetrating you, Ms
Mosbacher, for he is GAY!
Spongebob's laugh sounds awfully like "Geyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeey!"
which is JUST what he, and Our Lord share in common!
"HI,
I'm Eleanor Roosevelt and I'm writing to tell you that Jesus was gay and
that we should worship him! Also vote for my husband!"
Tchaikovsky
says "I will compose a musical piece to make love to Jesus by!"
"Coooooooieee!"
says John Waters. "Jesus! Over here, you sexy bitch!"
"It's
fun to stay at the, Y,M,C,A, especially when Jesus is around! Get what we're
saying?" "Cowboy?" asks Indian, "will you please take
your hand off my bottom?" "THAT'S NOT MY HAND!!!!" rasps
Cowboy "NOW SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT! BUILDING SITE COORDINATOR IS PUTTING
THE SCREWDRIVER IN THERE NEXT!"
Eminem
agrees with us. "Jesus helped me get my tush out of the Bronx. It was
a tough life but the Gospel helped me through the rough Harlem streets."
